Pool Rules for Drinkers and Dummies: Super funny semi-inappropriate pool bar sign. Guests will get a kick out of reading these funny but true restrictions.
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Post this funny pool sign in your pool area, man cave, she shed, garage, office, or by the hot tub!
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Put these amusing signs up at pools, lakes, rivers, ponds, beaches, swimming holes, or any body of water | Let guests know they can't necessarily count on the lifeguard on duty!
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The metal we use for 8x12inches, sized signs is .032 UV treated aluminum. These durable signs are fully weatherproof and scratch resistant. They can be installed anywhere indoors or outdoors, though we do recommend not placing them in full-day, direct sunlight to avoid fading over time. The built-to-last quality of these signs will provide you with many years of enjoyment!
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The perfect choice for a vintage effect with enhanced durability. This option boasts a non-reflective finish that eliminates distracting glare from lights, while rendering vivid colors that captivate your audience.
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Our funny signs are also the perfect present to give your mom, dad, sister, brother, uncle, aunt, coworker, best friend, or boss!
NOTE: These signs are not textured. They are made of metal (not wood or plastic). Any wood grain, knot holes, scratches, rust, or other markings are part of the images used to give the signs their aged appearance. The finish is smooth gloss.
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